Flurtle


a hybrid between a lamb and a turtle, making a fluffy turtle. flurtles are among the cutest and fluffiest of all animals. they’re very silent and they spend most of their time smiling. their fluffiness is irresistible and they like making people smile.
emo: d-mn… life sucks….
kyo: “hey look at that flurtle!”
emo: -smiles-

person1 : what’s that fluffy thing in your pocket, planning to clean stuff or something?
person2: yeah i’m planning to fluff away all your worries with this flurtle!
a flurtle is a common name for flurtulous sprumbulous – it is a flying turtle with wings that come from either side of the sh-ll and can fly at speeds up to 70 miles an hour.
wow! look at that flurtle go!

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