flushlight
(n.) \flush’līt\ a flashlight (usually an led flashlight) that’s so pathetically dim for its size that you just want to viciously throw it at one of those wall-mounted porcelain uranators or into a toliet to watch it explode into hundreds of sharp little bits (the flashlight, not the p-sscan or the sh-tbowl).
{linda}: hey freddy, please go grab me the flashlight so i can see what’s making that squeaky noise behind the toliet!!!
{freddy}: got it! {click…click…click…} sh-t! this f-cking thing is a true flushlight if ever there was one! what a pwposmf!! it’s so f-cking dim that you couldn’t see the bottom of an empty wastepaperbasket on a sunny day!!!
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