fluster pwn


the act of pwning or semi-pwning a loved one, friend, or stranger followed exclusively by some sort of reaction of frustration manifesting itself verbally or silently.

in such situations, similar to a court of law, if it isn’t a 100% verifiable that there was or wasn’t pwnage, the initiator probably did pwn, just as if there is any doubt in a court the accused isn’t guilty. almost always, the purpose of a fl-ster pwn is to get a rise out of the one it is directed towards so that he or she who dictated the pwnage can then say “fl-ster pwn” in an irritating manner repeatedly.
tommy began to tease kendra about how poorly she played halo 3.

tommy (sarcastic): wow, you are so good at halo 3!!!

kendra: shut up!!!! you know i suck at this game. g-d, i just can’t take you anymore!

tommy: fl-ster pwn!!!!! (repeated slowly three times so he could gauge the reactions and adjust the response accordingly)

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