flustered pirate


when a man and woman are having intercourse, the man might feel over-dominant. when this occurs, he would whip out his schl-ng and beat the woman from head to toe with it, then c-ms on her face.

also known as the fl-stered pirate.
john was laying his girlfriend, then got mad that she wasn’t producing and turned into a fl-stered pirate.

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