flutterby


what a b-tterfly does…
did you see that b-tterfly flutterby?
the original name of the b-tterfly until mr. jiminy down the road invented a machine in 1912 to fly, when he named this the ‘flutterby’ so anyone who used the name had to give him 2 shiny pennys for copyright laws
man i had to pay mr. jiminy 2 pennys for saying flutterby yesterday.. wait.. dammit!
to be excited and nervous at the same time. your heart is beating so fast, and you have b-tterflies in your stomach.
“when i see him he gives me flutterbies.”
the origin of the name for an insect with colorful wings that is currently called a “b-tterfly”, is a “fly” that eats “b-tter”. going even further back, the root of the name goes back to the dutch origin “b-tter sh-tter”, because the dutch thought the insect p–ps on the b-tter.

therefore, because of the incredibly non-sense name for this insect, i propose to re-name this beautiful insect as “flutterby”, which is a far more accurate name for it.
what a beautiful flutterby!
what a f-g hag calls her shy, reserved, wallflower gay boy friend.
why’re you standing over here all alone my little flutterby?

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