Fluzheimer’s


the condition in which a really nasty viral infection causes your mind and memory to shut down
william: i felt so sick this weekend, i didn’t even check my calendar and i totally forgot about kate’s party.
phil: sounds like you just had a bad case of fluzheimer’s. besides, harry was there and he grossed everyone out.

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