fly eyes
male version of camel toe. each ball falls to either side of their pant leg….resembeling fly eyes
look at that tool….he’s got major fly eyes.
the act of stretching your nuts as far as they can go, making them resemble fly eyes, then rubbing your b-lls across someone’s face. this apparently happens a lot in jersey.
“that guy’s such a douchebag, i just wanna give him the fly eyes.”
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