fly of faith
when an underwear company sells boxer shorts without a b-tton fly and claims that the fly will not open. those who buy these underwear products exhibit a leap of faith in regards to the concealing abilities of the fly. thus, the boxers have a “fly of faith” which has a tendency to fail at the most inopportune moments.
guy 1: i bought some boxers yesterday that didn’t have a b-tton and then i had a sleepover with mary and the fly gapped and she could totally see my thing! now she’ll never have a sleepover with me ever again.
guy 2: you shouldn’t have trusted the fly of faith. i always buy my boxers with a b-tton.
guy 1: true that.
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