flying ass choke
most commonly used in threats used by staff seargents in the marine corps against private’s and private first cl-ss’s, its basic function is to litterally choke you with a -ss or -ss cheeks while in a forward flying motion. the shear terror of someone’s -ss flying at you normally knocks you out first but there are cases were there has been direct contact between -ss and face. staff seargents usually work their -ss muscles for hours on end a day to help with their deadly hold.
“if you dont shut up im going to flying -ss choke you.”
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