Flying Attack Porcupine


a critter that screams “meep” when in attack mode, but make no noises when in super stealthy mode.
did i just hear a fap?
impossible!…unless…argh!
usually found from irc (internet relay chat)
a very perverted, possibly young caucasian male, who enjoys making fun of himself, others around him, and almost everything there is to be made fun off.
below we have a typical fap (short for flyingattackporcupine) phrase:
(flyingattackporcupine) let em crawl in the -sshole, then feel em walking up inside you

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