flying blanket


a suprise attack, vaulting oneself through the air, with intention to smother, onto an unsuspecting person or object lying pr-ne. has been known to backfire when couch arm gets in the way.
did you see that flying blanket tom just tried? it came out of nowhere, and if the couch hand’t hit him in the face first he might have smothered kevin.

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