Flying Landshark


similar to the landshark, but with an airborn approach. (sufficient safety gear and adult supervision required) a woman stands pressed against a wall a few feet away from a bed with her loose (or soon to be loose) -ss jutting out in a splendor of erotic courage. next a man strategically positioned at least 5 feet from the opposite side of the bed takes off at full sprint, leaps into the air using the bed as a trampoline, puts his hands over his head as if he were a shark, and nails his woman so hard in the -ss she either sh-ts, dies or screams so loud that the neighbors think its the fourth of july.
“and heres the instant replay of k-ck inyu nailing the flying landshark on c-k inmi, all three judges agree, 10 points for the flying asian sensations!!!!”

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