flying llamas
it is a llama that has aquired wings and now is a flying llama. this is a very rare and is only seen when you find its owner chuck norris. he is the nonly one that can tame one.
guy: what is that?
person: its flying llamas!
guy: whoaaaaaa!!!
person: i want one!
guy: i heard that only chuck norris can tame them.
person: d-mn it!!!
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