flying monkey falcon punch
(noun) while engaging in -n-l s-x with a woman, the male inserts either hand into the v-g-n-, and proceeds to vigorously m-st-rb-t- his own p-n-s through the v-g-n-l/-n-l membrane.
“hey mate, you look happy… what happened last night?”
“i delivered a mean flying monkey falcon punch to the mrs last night!”
“aww… sh-t yeah bro! high five!”
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