Flying muffin top


similar to your basic m-ffin top, but when very large people try to cram themselves into a coach seat in an airplane and their fat rolls spill over the armrests.
i was so glad when the plane touched down in vegas because for the whole trip i was sandwiched between 2 flying m-ffin tops.

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