flying sausage
when a man jumps spread-eagle into the open legs of his mate, trying to get his p-n-s into her v-g-n-.
man, i pulled a flying sausage on my wife, but i missed and smashed the f-ck out of my face.
when you are having s-x and you feel like trying something extreme… f-ck your woman a few times, and when you get a b-n-r, get out of position and take a few steps back.
aim your d-ck towards her, and jump at her, and try to get your d-ck in her p-ssy!
thus your d-ck flying… is the flying sausage.
“want to do the flying sausage?” says the man
“woohoo!” says the lady.
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