Flying the Tank
when you really have to p–p but all the toilet seats in the bathroom are appalling. so you float your behind over the toilet seat never touching the soiled porcelain.
“last time i went to that mexican restraunt the bathroom was so bad that if i have to go next time i’ll definitely be flying the tank”
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