flying to san antonio
when you need a new vibrating neck pillow to m-st-rb-t- with, and you need a cover story to go buy one. because seriously, n-body you know just has one lying around that they use all the time. not to mention the cashier who always rings you up for these things, and probably knows your secret. you’re just flying to san antonio this weekend!
taken from a buzzfeed video about women and their first time masturbating
“i’m flying to san antonio again, mum. think you could grab me another vibrating neck pillow while you’re at the store? i ran the batteries dead in mine.”
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