Flying Woodhasm
a furry flying creature that usually lives in the woods, but is also know to appear to those that wish for him on the night of the sock genie or sock djinn. it is also commonly used in the expression “i dont give a flyin’ woodhasm!”
doofus#1:whats that up in the sky?
doofus#2:i dont know, it looks like a gatorade bottle with wings and a face!
-ssf-ck:”its a flying woodhasm you f-ckin doofuses! we wished for it last night from the sock genie! you guys are so stupid you should just go f-ck your mothers!
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