Flynn Middle School


a school based in the most boater city in michigan. (sterling heights)

known for its hilariously sh-t-faced students, outsanding football team, and lack of good test scores.

although some students from this educational h-llpoint may come out with a bright future,

most will surely end up on their garage couches sipping “ahweh” (chaldo coffee) and wishing they went to a better school.
“i go to flynn middle school and i’m roman catholic even though i just f-cked the whole flynn football team (did i mention they’re bad-ss?). i get decent grades and i think my cartoon/wh-r- eyebrows look natural. shut up i’m better than you firas!”

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