Fmail


an email account that is better than the standard pc email, but not as good as gmail. e.g. yahoo.
“we can’t im each other because i have some fmail account.”
a very angry e-mail reply, often loaded with profanity or implied profanity. can be either personal or business-related. not to be confused with a flame, f-mails are issued as an expression of extreme dissatisfaction with a specific situation… where you eventually call somebody a monkeyf-cker.
when my wireless card cr-pped out, chris from tech support sent tech release 1.01b. when i e-mailed that tech release 1.01b didn’t work, he sent tech release 1.01b. when i e-mailed him again that tech release 1.01b has nothing to do with my problem, he sent tech release 1.01b. i then f-mailed chris, questioning his parentage and telling him to give the farm animals a rest.
f-mail is shortened from the term “facebook mail” which is the private message service provided for facebook accounts.
dude, i lost my phone. if you need to contact me just f-mail me

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