fmeplease
the really cool website where you can post stories about trying to get laid. fmeplease is an fmylife type of website where user can vote on stories and make comments.
for halloween i dressed up as a juice box and said “suck me” to everyone i met at the club. this one girl who was drunk off her -ss actually did…and it was the best one i’ve ever had. fmp (fmeplease)
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