fmler
fml stands for f— my life. it is also a website (fmylife.com) where people record horrible things that have happened to them. fmlers have really horrible f—ed up lives, and have probably recorded something on that website. or they have said f— my life several times.
person #1: so i hear you got divorced.
person #2: yeah, she thought i was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. now my kids hate me, and i live in a cr-ppy apartment. f— my life!
person 1#: wow you are turning into a real fmler!
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