fmlib
f-ck my life is bae
most commonly used in place of fml or kms in s-ssy/salty manner.
sometimes it can also be used more literally and mean “my life is great.”
background info:
because your life belongs to you and only you, you should cherish it. if you don’t like it then change it to something you would life. just like ideal lovers, you and your life will be with you through thick and thin. you’ll have your differences but you can always work it out with each other. that’s why no matter what happens, your life is bae.
n(steps in dog p–p): aw fmlib
a(gf/bf cheats on you): fmlib
g(wins the lottery): fmlib
i(see someone more talented than you): fmlib
#fml #kms #bae #orz #otl #smh #mlib
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