fmpe


acronym for “f-ck my pathetic existence”.
person 1: yeh, our biology is due next period.
person 2: omfg, are you serious? fmpe.

mum: honey, we’re out of sprinkles.
joe: fmpe!!
an acronym used to express 1) the painful reminiscence about all that has come to p-ss throughout the course of one’s pathetic lifetime, 2) no hope for the a brighter tomorrow 3) utter defeat & surrender in the face of life’s brutal, never-ending onslaught of problems. all in all, if someone reaches this stage in life, then they’re better off having their whole family tree eradicated.
adam:yo man, everything is going f-cking wrong with my life. fmpe!!

steve: f-cking die already.. emo f-ck.
fmpe = short version for
from my personal expirience.
a: “so, what can you say about macos?”
b: “fmpe it looks very nice, but it is just a bsd linux with some addons”

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