FMS


abbreviation for the phrase “f-ck me sideways”

used during a time of aggression when something doesn’t go according to plan, not actually as a command.

the abbreviation is generally used so parental figures don’t know wtf you’re saying.
person 1: i heard you got rejected by that fly -ss b-tch.

person 2: yeah…fms.
f-ck my school
something you say when you just hate your school
ahh, i have so much homework to do. fms!!
acronym for f-ck me sideways
fms! that burger was huge!
f-ck my spelling
anonymousno27 rolls up sleeve on sh-t to blind those around self.
anonymousno27: shirt-…fms
freak my sh-t as in f-ck this d-ck!
man my b-tch fms last night my n-gg- and all i could do was be amazed!

i wish she would hurry up and fms!

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