Olympic College in Bremerton
a small community “college” located in kitsap county in northwest washington. also known as the university of bremerton, this school is known for central kitsap wh-r-s/dropouts, and bremerton/olympic high school graduates. the students that attend often say that they will transfer to a larger university after a year, but in all cases resort to drug abuse and alcoholism to numb the pain of rejection and lack of a future.
person 1 : “hey where are you going to college?”
person 2 : “oc”
person 1 : “oh sweet, orange county in california? thats cool”
person 2 : “uhh no.. olympic college in bremerton”
person 1 : “i’m sorry for your loss” -hands him 5 dollars while walking away in a slow manner and later goes to unplanned parenthood to check for any stds he may have caught.
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