FMSL
f-ck my s-x life
“today i was getting dressed after having s-x with a guy i really like and he told me i looked better with my clothes on. fmsl”
“f-ck my scientific life” or “f my scientific life.” a variation on fml specific to people who are relaying stories about the pains of working with experiments.
so, i spent a week aligning that machine, right? well, the power went out and ruined my alignment. fmsl
f-ck my sh-t life
i have a hand-in in 4 hours and i haven’t started it yet… fmsl
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