Foam Roller


a type of foamy cotton ball used to clean up blood discharge after an intense go at -n-l s-x.
lauren needed two bags of foam rollers when her and jeff ladd were done in bed.
a type of erotic dance club, usually found in europe, that has machines which emit foam from the ceiling, allowing gay couples to rub together and be clean.
doug lyons and i often visit the local foam roller, where we sodomize each other in a paroxysmal splendor of foamy p-ssion.
an instrument used to relieve pain on legs from -n-l s-x

also for h-m-s-xual pleasure
lauren needed a foam roller after a night with alex ford
something meatb-lls should stick up his -ss
meatb-lls should eat a f-cking foamroller

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