foamofistikiphobia
the irrational fear of foam packing nuts. yes, those little foamy things that came in that box of beer-mail that you just received. it’s the fear of them. see also foamyarchithiaphobia
me: hey, you want this box of foam packing nuts that i got from darren’s beer-mail?
jeremy: no, apparently my wife judy has some sort of aversion to packing peanuts.
me: haha! is that a real phobia?
jeremy: i’m not sure. i should look that up
me: foamaphobia?? foamyarchithiaphobia?? foamofistikiphobia??
jeremy: is that real?
me: it is now!
jeremy: let’s get that on wikipeida!
me: definitely. and urban dictionary too
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