Fob Clog
to accomplish a fog clog it require both skill, timing and an element of luck.
a fob clog is when both partic-p-nts of the fobbing, release their fluids at the same time, and a ‘clog’ occurs in the recipients throat.
at this point its like a stalemate, however, unless extremely skilled, the recipient is likely to expel the fluids over the ‘fobber’. if a skilled fobber is at work, they might be able to pull out and avoid the fluids.
however, be warned, a novice ‘fobber’ should not attempt a fob clog unless wearing old or unwanted clothes, as it is a very difficult and unique skill to acquire.
”it was crazy, i was fobbing this drunk chick the other night and i totally fob clogged her up and i didn’t know what to do, cause i usually fob win”
”so what did you do??”
”well i sorta stayed there for a second or two, then pulled out and dived out of the way…!”
”did you get covered??”
”no i got a little on my shoe, but avoided most of it..!!”
”well played!! i’ve heard thats pretty hard!”
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