focl
fell off chair laughing
used to express hysterical laughter via chat. used when something is funnier that rofl, lmao or lol. invented in the glider vent channel by a guy called leechy in the small hours of the morning.
person 1 – “…so i said ‘what are you still doing here? i thought i told you to go f-ck your mother'”
person 2 – “rofl, that’s too funny”
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person 1 – “kami scream ‘you cannot be serious’ please”
person 2 – “you cannot be serious”
person 1 – “i actually just focled there”
(fall off chair laughing) the newest and gayest laughing slang. exacly like lol or lmao … just for something funnier …
insane-b-tch says: i’m as straight as a circle!!
dumb-ss says: focl
f-ck off character limit.
what do you mean i have to type something here…focl!
f-ck our collective lives
joey: dude. i just mashed my thumb with the friggin hammer.
aaron: last night, my girlfriend was blowin’ me and decided to use her teeth.
johnny: oh sh-t. apparently my lady is also my cousin…
joey: f. o. c. l.
johhny: pretty much.
falling (fell) off the (my) chair laughing.
similar to rofl except this is more “realistic” in the sense that one reads text/watches a video and presumably falls off his/her chair laughing, or potentially in a seizure.
person 1: “yo, i saw this really funny video yesterday and i focl’ed.”
person 2: “it will never catch on!”
person 1: :,(
“if one literally rofl’s that person is either: dramatic or having an seizure. this is why focl was invented. focl does not defy gravity.”
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