focus dick


a condition wherein a man may miss out on certain opportunities, because his d-ck is focused on one particular female (regardless of the amount reciprocated interest from said female). a romantic relationship is the ultimate form of focus d-ck.
jack: hey dawg, did you end up hooking up with jenny last night? she was all over you.
john: no brah, i was trying to hook up with jill. i didn’t even notice jenny.
jack: dawg, you got a mad case of focus d-ck, you can’t let the focus d-ck do you like that.

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