Fog Beast


an aesthetically challenged female, usually with over active thyroid glands.
holy cr-p g-unit, i was out last night, went to bar 99 and chatted up this gorgeous looking girl. i woke up the next morning and she turned out to be a pure fog beast. i’m no’ drinkin’ buckie again pal, eh.

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