Fog Beaver
a heinously ugly girl who could not have possibly emerged from anywhere else but the fog. she is the type of girl who appears in your bed on a sunday morning that you immediately recognize as a mistake and try to evict as fast as possible and take every precaution necessary to make sure your friends do not find out about her.
john: did jack bang that girl he was making out with last night?
samuel: i hope not dude. he asked us to help him out by making sure he didn’t end up f-cking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.
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