fog job
a fog job is when a female is giving a male head, and the girl giving head is smoking a cigar or pipe at the time. the girl draws smoke into her mouth, goes down, and when the p-n-s is as far into the mouth as possible, exhales the smoke, causing a foggy effect around the genitals.
a fog job is not a fog job when smoking cigarettes or weed.
smoking weed and doing this results in a joint job
hey i didn’t like that sarah smoked cigars, until she gave me a fog job last night!
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