Fogeyville
noun, place: a place that exists in our imaginations that we can feel ourselves walking towards when we do or say something -ssociated with someone “old” or that we -ssociate with old person behavior.
example 1:
“i hate seeing kids with heelys, they go all over and cut in front of me. it makes me crabby”
friend: “sounds like you’re taking a baby step to fogeyville, my friend.”
“but i’m only 27!”
old ancient scroogey bitter resentment
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