McDonald Friday


the day that manuel uribe (world’s fattest man) chokes on a shamrock shake at mcdonald’s and dies. he then preceeds to rise 3 days later and goes around and gives people cakes, hamburgers, and other heart-attack-on-a-plates to spread the joy of his rising and also to inform that he is running for mayor. what’s strange is that these events happen at the exact same time as black friday/easter
when was easter? sorry i got too much cake for mcdonald friday

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