foggy dick
an unpleasant condition that may or may not occur when an individual has placed his p-n-s in too many inanimate objects for a s-xual release. common examples include (but are not limited to); donuts, shoes, charcuterie, and; perhaps most dangerously of all; car windshields.
person 1: “what’s . . . what’s wrong with that guy?”
person 2: “he’s got the foggy d-ck, man. put his dong where it don’t belong too d-mn often.”
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