Fogle phone
when your phone vibrates, and when you check, it just displays the time…
inspired by the scene in “superbad” where fogle (christopher mintz-pl-sse) turns to nicola (aviva (iii)), in the hallway, and says “uuuhhh… its 10:33”, and runs off…
— phone vibrates —
guy 1: “dude, i bet its that cute chick from yesterday”
guy 2: “doubt it…”
— eagerly checks phone —
guy 2: “d-mn!!! stupid fogle phone!”
guy 1: “… then why did it vibrate?”
guy 2: “… cuzz its a f-cking fogle phone, that’s why!”
guy 1: “… ahh.”
— phone vibrates again–
guy 1: “you gonna check that?”
guy 2: “… f-ck it. i know what time it is.”
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