Microsoforgetful
when you forget that a microsoft operating system is a piece of sh-t and you reinstall it completely forgetting how horrible it was the first 250 times you’ve tried it.
g-d dammit… i’m so microsoforgetful… i reinstalled vista expecting it to be a diamond and realized that they keep trying to polish the same t-rd.
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