Fogwog
a fat annoying wh-r-.
“dude what happened last night?” john doe asked puzzled at why he was naked on a broken bed.
“well” his wife jane said,” you got laid bye a friggin fogwog. she broke the bed and your p-n-s.” she answered ashamed of her husband.
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