Folake


shortform of an (especially for central europeans) unpr-nounceable nigerian name, which is normally beared by friendly and fit girls working as shop -ssistant, receptionist or the like.

folakes are generally famous for their incredibly stunning b-ttocks, the magically smooth skin and the habit of jumping on people instead of shaking hands as a greeting.

their music taste can normally be described as unremarkable, but rumours say their s-x skills can only be topped by the marinated chicken they make.
“you know this girl i met last night? i can’t remember her name. but given the texture of her skin, i think she must have been called folake”

“last night i got some cl-ssic folake chicken & c-ckloving!”

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