fold job
a s-xual act by a woman to a man that uses excess skin to mimic the act of v-g-n-l intercourse.
she’s kinda fat and doedn’t want to lose her virginity so she gives me fold jobs all the time.
a made up s-xual act used to confuse them, them being the less experienced (but not children you cho-mo).
“gosh lyssa, i cant believe that i gave him a fold job.”
“what! what the h-ll is that?”
“you dont know what that is?”
“no… should i?”
“yeah, prolly.”
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