Folded
the state of being so drunk it is difficult to do things that would seem easy if you were sober, ex; motor function control, speech, etc.
“man, we got folded last night at jake’s house! we had 6 bottles of vodka!”
when a person doesnt come thru as promised; let down or left hangin.
yo you folded, how u missed my wedding
s-xual origami. usually instigated by a bi-s-xual man. the art of folding.
did you smash that bird last night?” “no i folded her” “oh i didn’t realise you were bi
the act of being just fu—d up enough that you only remember half of the things that happened that evening, as if your memory were split in half, or folded
mike: “bro, we got a situation up in here.”
vinny: ” you ain’t lyin brahhhhh. pauly drank to much
sizzurp, he be mad folded tomorrow.”
when someone is extremely under the influence or very very very hammered after a long night.
“dang, she was so folded last night.”
“she was more folded that night than my grandpa was at his retirement party.”
– “she was pretty folded then.”
drunk, totally wasted
i partied way too much last night, i was folded by 12.
the act of nodding on an opiate such as opium, heroin, oxycodone or any other type of downer.
that man did so much heroin he is folded.
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