folder


a technical term used by the toilet paper industry to describe a person who neatly folds the toilet paper over itself before cleansing themselves. opposite of a crumpler.
man 1: how do you wipe your -ss?
man 2: oh, i’m a folder.

rename the folder
a combination of getting fatter and older
it’s amazing how much folder i feel today
container for organizing and storing files.

see: file.
i have all the files in a folder in my desk.

i copied all the files to a new folder.
someone who folds, using spare computer capacity.
a contibutor to stanford university’s folding at home project.
as you have such a powerful computer, and don’t use it a lot, why not become a folder?

he’s some folder: seven pcs folding and he wants to build three more!
generally ( by gangsters and old rap artists ) refers to a criminal record. they use this to make people shut up.
person : h-llo, do you li—
gangster : yo what you doin’ gettin’ all up in my sh-t, b-tch i ain’t got time fo’ dis’ sh-t, i gotta go get the needle fo’ what i done. so get outta here and put it on my folder fool.
v-g-n-
outhere brothers, boom boom boom:
“grab your shoulder
bend you over
slip my p-n-s inside your folder”
the act of putting multiple folders on your desktop to cover a naked wallpaper of a female. usually the folders are arranged to form a bikini or other clothing items.
“dude, at home i was totally foldering this hot chick.”

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