folding a fart


the act of intentionally holding in a fart. like being dealt a hand in a poker game (the fart) and essentially just folding.
folding a fart, fart folding, folded a fart, etc. all of which mean not being comfortable enough in the environment or with your own digestive system enough to realease a fart.

“i had tacos last night for dinner and i’ve been folding farts all morning. trying not to p–p my pants.”

“i had to fold a fart in the elevator this morning and now my stomach hurts.”

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