Foley Cannoli
a morning treat that is a great accompaniment to the portuguese breakfast, the foley cannoli is a popular sicilian treat sure to please your morning guest(s). it can be readily made by taking a pastry dough and wrapping it around your d-ck. you then proceed to stick it inside your lucky victim and f-ck her for a hearty 10-15 minutes, long enough to get the juices absorbed into the dough. these add the essential flavors to your cannoli. when you’re about to c-m, you pull out and fill the inside of the dough with your man cream sauce. after, throw it in a pan with b-tter and let fry for several mintues. this should produce a delectable appetizer for two as your portuguese breakfast cooks.
-if not served quickly, the sh-lls will lose their crisp texture.
dustin: hey man it’s like 4 in the afternoon! what happened to you last night?!?
pete: i went over to sara’s room for the night. i thought i’d treat her to some breakfast in bed in morning.
dustin: that’s nice of you. orange juice and pancakes?
pete: no. a portuguese breakfast with a foley cannoli on the side.
dustin: oh god. she’s going to get a huge yeast infection. i’m going to go throw up now
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