foley fumble
the foley fumble is a two-part maneuver: while standing at the foot of the bed, having s-x with a spread-eagle internet hook-up, you accidentally lose control of your bowels and drop a deuce on her bedroom floor. to correct this mistake, you quickly kick it under her bed before she can notice. you continue pumping away until you’re finished, then go home, leaving the log for her to find the next morning.
this move was pioneered by christopher “kidd chris” foley, popular radio show host.
other names for this maneuver include the syracuse sneak, sacramento surprise, loveland log roll, and portland pump & dump.
wayne: “last night i met this robust woman off aol, and in the middle of giving it to her i pulled a foley fumble.”
lenny:”what in the blazing blue h-ll is that?!”
wayne:”i shat on the floor, then kicked it under the bed. she never knew!”
lenny:” so it’s like a fumble in the nfl, but in this case, you don’t want to end up with the brown object in the end.”
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