FOLI
fear of losing iphone:
the fear experienced by a person when they are worried about losing their iphone. the fear is exacerbated on nights out during or after the consumption of alcohol. the fear is at its most when the iphone cannot be found for several minutes, the person is then said to be in a state if foli. the foli is strongest in those who have already lost one or more iphones and it is said that these people may live in a constant state of foli.
“i had serious foli for about ten minutes until i eventually found my iphone.”
iphone mobile phone fear loss
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